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  • #11132
    OldBogey
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    And here I am complaining that the internet makes my battery go flat, that really puts it all into perspective.

    Lest you forget (about the battery). The battery was on the way out, but all the excessive ads showed it up.

    People say that nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
    No championships worth mentioning in recent years.
    Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.

    #11159
    koiom
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    Chairman Dan wants Vic testing ramped up in the next two weeks before making decisions on current restriction levels in Vic

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-27/coronavirus-cases-in-victoria-testing-to-increase/12185900

    With a whopping 23 Victorians currently in hospital and a biblical death toll to date of 17, he better not be looking for zero new cases before we can play golf again

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    #11161
    Goldy
    Keymaster

    Chairman Dan wants Vic testing ramped up in the next two weeks before making decisions on current restriction levels in Vic

    https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-27/coronavirus-cases-in-victoria-testing-to-increase/12185900

    With a whopping 23 Victorians currently in hospital and a biblical death toll to date of 17, he better not be looking for zero new cases before we can play golf again

    Here in the DPRV, the Great Leader will be obeyed, because he is God.

    Actually…God wishes he was Dan.

    Winner Moonah Legends 2013 Nationals
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    Smoldy....when only the best will do

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    #11162
    BumpunRun
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    why not just jump on a plane, spend two weeks in isolation working from home exactly as you are now, then after that you’re right to play golf as must as your heart desires, while still working from home before and after each round?
    That will be the quickest way you get to play and it then means you’re up here anyway where it’s nicer

    that took a few of my IQ points to come up with that fool-proof plan, doesn’t leave many so can you please bring some more on your way up too, cheers.

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    #11167
    Goldy
    Keymaster

    why not just jump on a plane, spend two weeks in isolation working from home exactly as you are now, then after that you’re right to play golf as must as your heart desires, while still working from home before and after each round?
    That will be the quickest way you get to play and it then means you’re up here anyway where it’s nicer

    that took a few of my IQ points to come up with that fool-proof plan, doesn’t leave many so can you please bring some more on your way up too, cheers.

    You’re an ideas man.

    Or at least you were…the whole brain cell thing notwithstanding…

    Winner Moonah Legends 2013 Nationals
    Winner The National 2013 Nationals
    Winner 4BBB 2013 Nationals
    Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015
    Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016
    Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball
    Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
    Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018
    Winner Yering Meadows Monthly Medal Dec 2020

    Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

    Finally...and most importantly...
    Smoldy....when only the best will do

    #11170
    koiom
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    #11172
    koiom
    Participant

    Why is it so farkin hard to post an image in this place?

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    #11173
    Goldy
    Keymaster

    Why is it so farkin hard to post an image in this place?

    You may have a picture of people closer than the permitted zone.

    Or they may be participating in one of the prohibited activities.

    Or they may be enjoying themselves, in any manner.

    Such behaviour is not tolerated in the DPRV.

    You have been warned.

    Winner Moonah Legends 2013 Nationals
    Winner The National 2013 Nationals
    Winner 4BBB 2013 Nationals
    Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015
    Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016
    Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball
    Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
    Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018
    Winner Yering Meadows Monthly Medal Dec 2020

    Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

    Finally...and most importantly...
    Smoldy....when only the best will do

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    #11175
    Commish
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    why not just jump on a plane, spend two weeks in isolation working from home exactly as you are now, then after that you’re right to play golf as must as your heart desires, while still working from home before and after each round?
    That will be the quickest way you get to play and it then means you’re up here anyway where it’s nicer

    that took a few of my IQ points to come up with that fool-proof plan, doesn’t leave many so can you please bring some more on your way up too, cheers.

    Jump on a plane eh,,, are they still flying???

    #11176
    koiom
    Participant

    I feel that re-education is imminent

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    #11180
    koiom
    Participant

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    #11183
    koiom
    Participant

    >_<

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    #11189
    Barenski
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    I am into my second week with working from home and before we finished in the office, a couple of use from my team have made a pact* that we are not going to shave and obviously not get a haircut until we’re back in the office and then that haircut will be a mullet.

    So far so good, Mrs Bumpette and I are currently in negotiations about me not shaving for this indefinite time frame because she knows she won’t like it, but it’s definitely starting to grow on me.

    *I am 1000% certain that it will be only me with a beard and mullet when we get back

    How’s the beard going Bumpa?

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    #11193
    BumpunRun
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    How’s the beard going Bumpa?

    oh it’s happening, the ginger is strong with this one and if there is another 4 weeks of growth, it will very likely be quite well beyond disgraceful.

    So far I am pretty happy, although I do catch myself looking at myself in meetings touching my head face a whole lot more than I hope I normally would so I quickly try and make it look like I am pensively and actively being engaged in said meeting.

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    #11207
    Barenski
    Moderator

    How’s the beard going Bumpa?

    oh it’s happening, the ginger is strong with this one and if there is another 4 weeks of growth, it will very likely be quite well beyond disgraceful.

    So far I am pretty happy, although I do catch myself looking at myself in meetings touching my head face a whole lot more than I hope I normally would so I quickly try and make it look like I am pensively and actively being engaged in said meeting.

    Excellent..,mine is coming along nicely…if all goes to shite work wise, I’ll be ready to apply for a job at Christmas as a shopping centre Santa!

    STILL FUCKING CAPTAIN
    Inaugural L4G NSW OOM Round Winner
    First Eagle in L4G (NSW) history
    2020 Inawgrial L4G NSW OOM Winner
    In a past life:
    2012 National Championships...Inaugural Supreme Putting Champion
    2013 Brass Yacht Winner (Inaugural)
    2014 Brass Yacht Winner
    2015 Brass Yacht Runner-up
    2016 Brass Yacht Winner
    2017 Brass Yacht Winner
    2018 Brass Yacht Winner
    2019 Brass Yacht Winner
    2022 Brass Yacht Winner
    2023 Brass Yacht Runner-up

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