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April 25, 2020 at 10:18 pm #11132
OldBogey
ParticipantAnd here I am complaining that the internet makes my battery go flat, that really puts it all into perspective.
Lest you forget (about the battery). The battery was on the way out, but all the excessive ads showed it up.
People say that nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
No championships worth mentioning in recent years.
Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.April 27, 2020 at 12:11 pm #11159koiom
ParticipantChairman Dan wants Vic testing ramped up in the next two weeks before making decisions on current restriction levels in Vic
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-27/coronavirus-cases-in-victoria-testing-to-increase/12185900
With a whopping 23 Victorians currently in hospital and a biblical death toll to date of 17, he better not be looking for zero new cases before we can play golf again
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April 27, 2020 at 1:55 pm #11161Goldy
KeymasterChairman Dan wants Vic testing ramped up in the next two weeks before making decisions on current restriction levels in Vic
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-27/coronavirus-cases-in-victoria-testing-to-increase/12185900
With a whopping 23 Victorians currently in hospital and a biblical death toll to date of 17, he better not be looking for zero new cases before we can play golf again
Here in the DPRV, the Great Leader will be obeyed, because he is God.
Actually…God wishes he was Dan.
Winner Moonah Legends 2013 Nationals
Winner The National 2013 Nationals
Winner 4BBB 2013 Nationals
Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015
Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016
Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball
Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018
Winner Yering Meadows Monthly Medal Dec 2020Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16
Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do2 users liked this post.
April 27, 2020 at 2:23 pm #11162BumpunRun
Participantwhy not just jump on a plane, spend two weeks in isolation working from home exactly as you are now, then after that you’re right to play golf as must as your heart desires, while still working from home before and after each round?
That will be the quickest way you get to play and it then means you’re up here anyway where it’s nicerthat took a few of my IQ points to come up with that fool-proof plan, doesn’t leave many so can you please bring some more on your way up too, cheers.
April 27, 2020 at 2:46 pm #11167Goldy
Keymasterwhy not just jump on a plane, spend two weeks in isolation working from home exactly as you are now, then after that you’re right to play golf as must as your heart desires, while still working from home before and after each round?
That will be the quickest way you get to play and it then means you’re up here anyway where it’s nicerthat took a few of my IQ points to come up with that fool-proof plan, doesn’t leave many so can you please bring some more on your way up too, cheers.
You’re an ideas man.
Or at least you were…the whole brain cell thing notwithstanding…
Winner Moonah Legends 2013 Nationals
Winner The National 2013 Nationals
Winner 4BBB 2013 Nationals
Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015
Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016
Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball
Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018
Winner Yering Meadows Monthly Medal Dec 2020Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16
Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will doApril 27, 2020 at 4:26 pm #11170April 27, 2020 at 4:28 pm #11172koiom
ParticipantWhy is it so farkin hard to post an image in this place?
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April 27, 2020 at 4:31 pm #11173Goldy
KeymasterWhy is it so farkin hard to post an image in this place?
You may have a picture of people closer than the permitted zone.
Or they may be participating in one of the prohibited activities.
Or they may be enjoying themselves, in any manner.
Such behaviour is not tolerated in the DPRV.
You have been warned.
Winner Moonah Legends 2013 Nationals
Winner The National 2013 Nationals
Winner 4BBB 2013 Nationals
Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015
Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016
Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball
Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018
Winner Yering Meadows Monthly Medal Dec 2020Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16
Finally...and most importantly...
Smoldy....when only the best will do2 users liked this post.
April 27, 2020 at 4:47 pm #11175Commish
Participantwhy not just jump on a plane, spend two weeks in isolation working from home exactly as you are now, then after that you’re right to play golf as must as your heart desires, while still working from home before and after each round?
That will be the quickest way you get to play and it then means you’re up here anyway where it’s nicerthat took a few of my IQ points to come up with that fool-proof plan, doesn’t leave many so can you please bring some more on your way up too, cheers.
Jump on a plane eh,,, are they still flying???
April 27, 2020 at 4:48 pm #11176koiom
ParticipantI feel that re-education is imminent
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April 27, 2020 at 4:53 pm #11180koiom
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April 27, 2020 at 7:41 pm #11183koiom
ParticipantApril 28, 2020 at 12:58 pm #11189Barenski
ModeratorI am into my second week with working from home and before we finished in the office, a couple of use from my team have made a pact* that we are not going to shave and obviously not get a haircut until we’re back in the office and then that haircut will be a mullet.
So far so good, Mrs Bumpette and I are currently in negotiations about me not shaving for this indefinite time frame because she knows she won’t like it, but it’s definitely starting to grow on me.
*I am 1000% certain that it will be only me with a beard and mullet when we get back
How’s the beard going Bumpa?
STILL FUCKING CAPTAIN
Inaugural L4G NSW OOM Round Winner
First Eagle in L4G (NSW) history
2020 Inawgrial L4G NSW OOM Winner
In a past life:
2012 National Championships...Inaugural Supreme Putting Champion
2013 Brass Yacht Winner (Inaugural)
2014 Brass Yacht Winner
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2023 Brass Yacht Runner-upApril 28, 2020 at 1:15 pm #11193BumpunRun
ParticipantHow’s the beard going Bumpa?
oh it’s happening, the ginger is strong with this one and if there is another 4 weeks of growth, it will very likely be quite well beyond disgraceful.
So far I am pretty happy, although I do catch myself looking at myself in meetings touching my head face a whole lot more than I hope I normally would so I quickly try and make it look like I am pensively and actively being engaged in said meeting.
April 29, 2020 at 5:56 pm #11207Barenski
ModeratorHow’s the beard going Bumpa?
oh it’s happening, the ginger is strong with this one and if there is another 4 weeks of growth, it will very likely be quite well beyond disgraceful.
So far I am pretty happy, although I do catch myself looking at myself in meetings touching my head face a whole lot more than I hope I normally would so I quickly try and make it look like I am pensively and actively being engaged in said meeting.
Excellent..,mine is coming along nicely…if all goes to shite work wise, I’ll be ready to apply for a job at Christmas as a shopping centre Santa!
STILL FUCKING CAPTAIN
Inaugural L4G NSW OOM Round Winner
First Eagle in L4G (NSW) history
2020 Inawgrial L4G NSW OOM Winner
In a past life:
2012 National Championships...Inaugural Supreme Putting Champion
2013 Brass Yacht Winner (Inaugural)
2014 Brass Yacht Winner
2015 Brass Yacht Runner-up
2016 Brass Yacht Winner
2017 Brass Yacht Winner
2018 Brass Yacht Winner
2019 Brass Yacht Winner
2022 Brass Yacht Winner
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