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  • #10392
    Sandy
    Participant

    There was a young man from Lahore,
    Who had quite a stinky back door,
    With a huff and a puff,
    He did a big guff,
    And crapped all over the floor.

    #10866
    Goldy
    Keymaster

    Quite remarkable that this hasn’t trended through the roof, really.

    Winner Moonah Legends 2013 Nationals
    Winner The National 2013 Nationals
    Winner 4BBB 2013 Nationals
    Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015
    Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016
    Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball
    Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
    Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018
    Winner Yering Meadows Monthly Medal Dec 2020

    Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

    Finally...and most importantly...
    Smoldy....when only the best will do

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    #10871
    Francie
    Keymaster

    Quite remarkable that this hasn’t trended through the roof, really.

    Probably because he didn’t get any “likes” with his first effort? 😉

    •Inaugural Victorian OOM Putting Champion - Long Island 2011
    •Inaugural ... National champ
    •Hole In One - 7th Hole Portsea GC - 9/10/2012
    Best ever score off the stick - 74 (Gardiners Run 10/12/2020)
    Masters Champion 11/4/2022

    • This reply was modified 4 years, 11 months ago by Francie.
    #10875
    Madam
    Keymaster

    We should have a ‘poetry’ battle at nationals with Sandy and Sue!

    Ghetto could get involved too!

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    #10881
    Weetbix
    Participant

    At Nats the fella called Sandy
    Told a limericks he thought was quite dandy
    No surprise from that dude
    It was awful rude
    Perhaps because he was feeling so randy?

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    #10884
    Toph
    Participant

    The hole was one fifty fiver
    So Sandy pulled out his driver
    Hit it quite close
    He got quite verbose
    To escape with a par like Mcgyver

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    #10890
    Goldy
    Keymaster

    I think Toph again has no idea who Sandy is and isn’t.

    Winner Moonah Legends 2013 Nationals
    Winner The National 2013 Nationals
    Winner 4BBB 2013 Nationals
    Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015
    Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016
    Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball
    Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
    Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018
    Winner Yering Meadows Monthly Medal Dec 2020

    Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

    Finally...and most importantly...
    Smoldy....when only the best will do

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    #10896
    koiom
    Participant

    There was an old coot named Mouldy
    His emojis were the ire of Goldy
    With all his might
    He’d tell you he’s erudite
    And boy he could shag for an oldie

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    #10897
    Goldy
    Keymaster

    He’d tell you he’s erudite

    You really over-reached on that one, didn’t you.

    Winner Moonah Legends 2013 Nationals
    Winner The National 2013 Nationals
    Winner 4BBB 2013 Nationals
    Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015
    Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016
    Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball
    Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
    Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018
    Winner Yering Meadows Monthly Medal Dec 2020

    Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

    Finally...and most importantly...
    Smoldy....when only the best will do

    1 user liked this post.
    #10898
    Goldy
    Keymaster

    There was an old duffer named Tolmij
    He farked off
    The end

    Winner Moonah Legends 2013 Nationals
    Winner The National 2013 Nationals
    Winner 4BBB 2013 Nationals
    Winner Stink's 3 Club Challenge 2015
    Winner C grade OOM The Sands 2016
    Hole-in-one Growling Frog 14/1/17 5th hole 137m TM RBZ 5 hybrid, Srixon AD333 ball
    Growling Frog GC Matchplay Champion 2017
    Winner B grade OOM Curlewis 2018
    Winner Yering Meadows Monthly Medal Dec 2020

    Low Handicap point 12.7 9/4/16

    Finally...and most importantly...
    Smoldy....when only the best will do

    4 users liked this post.
    #10899
    koiom
    Participant

    He’d tell you he’s erudite

    You really over-reached on that one, didn’t you.

    I did say “he’d tell you”
    I did not say it was fact

    #10900
    BumpunRun
    Participant

    There was an old duffer named Tolmij

    did you know that he lives nextdoor to a property that has a fence.

    I think that was what it was that set off him cracking the sads and me having a spell away

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    #10901
    Schmuck
    Participant

    Did he ever get charged with stealing oxygen?

    Incessant Threadjacker

    NSW Amateur 9hole Speedgolf champ 2019 & 2020 BTB ?

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    #10902
    Weetbix
    Participant

    There’s a post from Koiom the loon
    About Mouldy laying into the poon
    I know as I read
    Me and Goldy will need
    A knitting needle lobotomy soon

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    #10903
    Schmuck
    Participant

    LIKE

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    Incessant Threadjacker

    NSW Amateur 9hole Speedgolf champ 2019 & 2020 BTB ?

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